Question: Where could you find a mean eating fish?

Question: If a man gose to the pet shop and buys a dog and names her sherly if the man never fed him then how did he surive ps no one els could fead him

Question: The Robber viciously tore the earring from Maria's ear,yet,Maria wasn't hurt.Explain how this is possible

Question: All of these questions have the same answer, what is the answer?
1. I am more powerful than god
2. I am more evil than the devil
3. Rich people need me
4. Poor people have me.
What am I?

Question: a man trained his dog to bark during an absolute life or death situation. one day the man came home and saw his dog, bark,and a tree. Why was there no emergency?

Question: A man walks up to a boy with many wet pennies in his had. They were standing by the fountain and the change machine.
"I think you stole those pennies from the fountain, little boy," the man says.
"I did not! I got them from that change machine!" insisted the boy.
Why did the man not believe the boy?

Question: what do you call a disease that a cow can get but your dad has?

Question: 2's company 3's a crowd wats 4 and 5?

Question: What has a light side a dark side and holds the rednecks world together?

Question: If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?