Question: what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat you will die?
Answer: nothing.nothing is greater than god, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing you will die.
Question: what did the grandaddy valcano say to the baby valcano?
Answer: i lava you! get it lava you lava. haha!
Question: The nine of us go forth not back, to protect our king from the foes attack. What could we possibly be?
Answer: Pawns in a chess game!
Question: I am the mothers child , the fathers child yet no ones son.What am I?
Answer: Im their daughter!
Question: A man lay dead on the ground with only a rock beside him What killed him?
Answer: He is Superman and the rock is kryptonite
Question: old mother twitchet had one eye, and a long tail that she let fly. And every time she went through a gap, she left she left a bit of her tail in its trap. What am I ?
Answer: needle and thread
Question: it is brown
and round
and round
Answer: an armadilo
Question: As I was going to Dover I saw 3 men, each men had 2 wives, each wife had a sack, each sack had a cat, each cat had seven kittens.
How many were going to Dover?
How many were going to Dover?
Answer: 1, me!
Question: In the morning I have 4 legs,
In the afternoon I have 2,
At night I have 3 legs.
What am I?
In the afternoon I have 2,
At night I have 3 legs.
What am I?
Answer: A human!
A baby has 4 legs because it crawls,
A toddler/teenager has 2 legs because it walks
and grandparents have 3 legs because 2 of their legs and their walking stick!
A baby has 4 legs because it crawls,
A toddler/teenager has 2 legs because it walks
and grandparents have 3 legs because 2 of their legs and their walking stick!
Question: If you went back in time to when you were born and shot yourself (your baby self) would you live or die?
Answer: You would live because if you went back in time, that means it already happened so you would live through it somehow
