Question: I am dead yet living still,
Death arrives on a window sill,
I am there yet only one sees me,
I am only one of many.

Question: Theres a 1-story house that has a blue ceiling a red interior and a purple exterior. It has 23 people inside it currently and before, 20 minutes ago it had 33. The 23 people are a lawyer, 2 doctors, 5 principles of different schools 2 rich people, 5 hobos, and 8 casual people. What color are the stairs?

Question: if a man walks into a bar and orders a pint and a packet of crisps wat has he forgotten to do?

Question: im always infront and never behind

Question: What is as small as a mouse yet guards a house like a lion?

Question: There's one in a minute, two in a moment, but none in a day. What is it?

Question: There was a plane crash on the boarder of mexico and the us.Thousands died. It was all over the news. T.V reporters were on every day giving us the info. They just didnt figure out one thing, where to burry the surviors. Do you know?

Question: Babys never use it, older poeple have to use it and some poeple can't use it. What is it?

Question: I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Question: i have a head and i have 2 hands but i dont have a body who am i?