Question: A man rides to town on Friday and stays for two nights then the next morning he left on Friday.
How is it possible?
How is it possible?
Answer: his horse is called Friday
Question: what has 18 legs and catches flies?
Answer: a baseball team because 9 people on a team has 2 legs and multiply and the out feilders have to catch pop flies!!!!
Question: You have a 16 ounce glass of water. What do you add to make it 8 ounces of water?
Answer: Holes!
Question: My eye is always calming others because of sincerity, but when it comes to dating, I'm always flattered by a certain phrase which is simply a metaphor. What is it?
Answer: "You blow me away."
Question: How many days are in the week when the sun is not out?
Answer: 6 becuase u dont count sunday becuase the sun is not out
Question: Brothers and Sisters i do not have, but that mans father is my fathers son. Who is That-Man???
Answer: That-Man is your son!
Question: I have big gray ears
A small gray tail
And a large trunk
What am I?
A small gray tail
And a large trunk
What am I?
Answer: A mouse going on vacation!
Question: Last week, my aunt Martha forgot her driver's license at home. She was traveling down a one way street in the wrong direction and did not stop at an intersection to let pedestrians go. A police man was watching her but did not give her a ticket or even a warning. Why not?
Answer: My aunt Martha was a pedestrian, too.
Question: i am always in front of you
but can never be seen
think of tomorrow
and you will know what i mean
but can never be seen
think of tomorrow
and you will know what i mean
Answer: future
Question: A captain of the sea over hears his crew saying to his parrot,"we'll dump him to Davy Jones locker as soon as we tell the captain. Heres a cracker Polly." the captain, misunderstanding, barges into his crew room, but finds an advertisment for Davy Jones locker _____shop. Fill in the blank
Answer: Pet Shop
