Question: How can you draw a square whith a x in the middle and a circle behind it whith out lifting your pencil off your paper?
Answer: you cant
Question: What has four eyes but will never see?
Answer: Mississippi! mIssIssIppI! Four I's!
Question: What can we see that can walk on clouds.
Answer: Luke Skywalker
Question: i can go up a chimeny down but cant go down a chimeny up what am I ?
Answer: A umbrella.
Question: which word when pronounced right is wrong and when pronounced wrong is right?
Answer: the word'wrong'
Question: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetcht a pell of water .How come they went up the hill
Answer: To come tumbleing down and jill can come tumbling after
Question: you have 3 lamps in a room .there are 3 switch on/off for the 3 lamps but they are located out side the room . how can you tell which switch goes for which lamp with entering the room only one time
Answer: turn one swish on and wait for a while . then turn it off. then turn anther one on . then enter the room
the result : the frist switch goes for the hot lamp
the second switch goes for the lighted lamp then the third switch goes for the cold unlighted lamp
the result : the frist switch goes for the hot lamp
the second switch goes for the lighted lamp then the third switch goes for the cold unlighted lamp
Question: 32 people get on a bus no one gets off during the trip. at the last stop not a single person got off.how could this be
Answer: they are all couples.
Question: If you got it and you want to share it, if you share it you haven't got it. What is it?
Answer: It's "a secret"
Question: There is a man in a mask, a diamond, and something was stolen. What happened?
Answer: It's a baseball diamond, with an umpire, and a base was stolen.
