Question: what has four legs in the morning,two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Answer: a baby, a man, and an old man with a cane because a baby crawls on all fours wen it is born and the morning is like the birth of a new day and a man in the evening because men walk on 2 legs wen they get older and the afternoon is like wen they are middle aged and in the evening is an old man with a cane because it is hard for them to walk so the can is like a third leg and the evening is wen they are old
Question: I do not discriminate. Some people fear me. Some people accept me. Some people cheat me. What am I?
Answer: I am Death
Question: why did a skeleton run up the tree?
Answer: Because a dog was chasing him.
Question: Kailey was in math class she was soposed to draw only one shape it had to be able to be drawn 3D, it had to have 4 sides and 4 angles and it had tohave at least 4 points on it, what was the shape???
Answer: A Cube
Question: a plane crashes and every single person dies..who are the survivors?
Answer: the people that arent single
Question: you have 2 coins 1 is not a nickle can you make 30 cents
Answer: yes because 1 is not a nickle but the other one is
Question: amanda bought a brand new car that was freshly painted red. after paying $500.00 on a paint job it rained and she cried. why?
Answer: because they used art paint to paint her car instead of automobile paint
Question: What is the question you can never say yes to?
Answer: Are you alseep?
Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Answer: i don't can u tell me
Question: what is long and grows roots upward?
Answer: an icicle. (i dont know how it grows roots upward. i got it from a friend.)
