Question: what dries the more it gets wet
Answer: a towel
Question: What has perple all over it on it and green on its tummy and is on TBS?
Answer: musterd soup
Question: if your walking downa street and trip the chance of you dying is...
Answer: 123
Question: Jim's mother has three childern. The first is named April,and the second is named May .What is the third child's name.
Answer: Jim
Question: Okay so there is a set of twins and ones birthday is on the 20th of march and the other is on the twenty two. What does this mean?
Answer: The two means too so therefore there is nothing wrong with them they are regular twins.
Question: There are 5 fish in a fish bowl 3 drown how many are left?
Answer: 5
Question: A tall man is laying face-down in the middle of a desert. He is dead. Laying in front of him is a rock, a buzzard, and a cactus. The man has no cuts, bruises, or any type of bodily damage whatsoever. He did not die of dehydration, nor has he had a stroke, heart attack, etc. Who is this man, and how did he perish?
Answer: The dead person was Superman, and the rock, Kryptonite, killed him.
Question: You was going the wrong way down a one way street, and the police saw you and didn't pull you over. Why didn't the police stop you?
Answer: Because you was walking.
Question: There was a man who was drowning. A boat came up to him and a man asked,"Do you need help?" The man said,"No Thank you, god will save me." Another boat comes up to him and a man asks,"Do you need help?" The said,"No Thank you god will save me." The man drowns, goes up to heaven, and asks god,"Why didn't you save me?" What does god say?
Answer: "I gave you two boats you idiot."
Question: you have 1 match and the striker. its very dark and very cold. u can light a lantern, stove or oven. wat do u light first?????
Answer: the match
