Riddle: There was a man who was drowning. A boat came up to him and a man asked,"Do you need help?" The man said,"No Thank you, god will save me." Another boat comes up to him and a man asks,"Do you need help?" The said,"No Thank you god will save me." The man drowns, goes up to heaven, and asks god,"Why didn't you save me?" What does god say?
Answer: "I gave you two boats you idiot."
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