Question: Why is the chef mean?

Question: There was this man that was put into a room with no windows and no doors. When a man come to check on the man 1 week later. All that was in the room was a puddle. What happened to the man?

Question: Dengaku Man Is jumping on a trampoline in the middle of his living room. Everytime he lands on the trampoline everything in the living room, including Dengaku Man & the trampoline, doubles in size. When Dengaku Man stops, everything in the living room looks the same to him. Why?

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road.

Question: How many sides does a circle have?

Question: there are 3 lillypads in the middle of a pond
and a frog lands dead in the middle of 1 why doesn't he continue...

Question: I can go up a chimney down and down a chimney down but can't go up a chimney up and down a chimney up. What am I?

Question: John waned a poition that would dissolve everthing it touched.It had been weeks since he had set the task. On the fourth week a very confident young man came in with a very bright,green,bubbling potion in a glass tube. The young man clamied it disolved evrything it touched but John took one look at it and set the young man away.

WHY DID JOHN SEND THE YOUNG MAN AWAY WITHOUT TESTING IT?

Question: I can be crystal clear But also pitch black. people like me when i am as clear as the fresh air. You can find me just about everywhere. Besides the desert. im very important to have. any living thing can not live without me. in very hot places im so desirable. i come in jug containers or you can find me running through pipes. What am i?

Question: Tall I am young,
Short I am old,
God's breath is my foe