Question: A triangle has sides of 13, 18 and 31 inches.

What is the triangle's area?
Answer: Zero.
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Question: What is a banana add a banana.
Answer: A pair of banana.
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Question: I can be heavy, I can be light. Most people say I'm blue, I'm clear. There is no colour to me, but yet I can be seen. Most people take me for granted. What am I?
Answer: Water
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Question: A group of privates were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. Their sergeant shouted at them:
Right turn!
About turn!
Left turn!

In which direction are they now facing?
Answer: East
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Question: A man is stuck on an island and all around the island is the sea.The man does not know how to swim and there is no planes around or no electrical devices.there are no houses on the island.How does he get out of the island?
Answer: He waits until winter and when the water gets frozen he walks on the ice.
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Question:

Only one color, but not one size,

Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.

Present in sun, but not in rain,

Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.

What is it.
Answer: It's a Shadow!
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Question: Three old ladies are at their first baseball game. They are drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels and it is almost gone. Based on that information, what inning is it, and how many are on base?
Answer: Bottom of the 5th and the bags are loaded
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Question: I have 3 tails and you could fit 60 erths inside me,who am I?
Answer: a comet
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Question: What did the boots say to the mouth
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Question: the parks have 13 people in there family and only 12 rooms in there house. how do they all live in it.
Answer: the parents stay in 1 room
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