Question: What do these three things have in common?
Dogs, Diamonds, Double Plays.

Question: There is a certain club which is for men only. There are 600 men who belong to this club and 5 percent of these men wear one earring. Of the other 95 percent membership, half wear two earrings and the other half wear none. How many earrings are being worn in this club?

Question: Which continent is a widdow?

Question: Peter killed someone, he is a murderer. peter was guilty & David was innosent. They went to court. After a while, they came out. The lawyers found out Peter was the murderer but they arrest david, why?

Question: A man and a woman are driving along a country road on a cold winter night when the car breaks down. Before leaving to find help, the man tells the woman not to open the doors or windows and not to let anybody in. He leaves, and she does as he says. When he returns, she is dead and there is a stranger in the car. What happened?

Question: A man goes to his mother funeral, there, he meets a woman. They go out and the part there seperate ways. The man forgets to get the womans phone number. Three days later he kills his Father...Why?

Question: You are in a house. There are 4 walls to this house. They each have a window and all 4 walls face south. A bear walks by. What color is the bear?

Question: How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?

Question: John's mother has three children the 1st called April and the 2nd called May what is the 3rd child called?

Question: You are in a car,the doors are locked,the only thing u have is a bat,how do u get out?