Riddle:
Why is a bubble like a bruise?
Answer: Because it comes from a blow.
Riddle:
What does a stone become when in the water?
Answer: A whetstone.
Riddle:
Why does this light shine?
Answer: It was turned on.
Riddle:
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Answer: Introduce it to Jesse James.
Riddle:
Now matter what, I come to you round, Floating up, floating down, A single pop, I'm on the ground, Then comes your unpleasant frown. What am I?
Answer: I am a bubble. Bubbles always come out round no matter how you blow it. Bubbles also pop when they touch the ground. Usually bubbles go up and then down. Most of the time you and I will frown when a bubble pops. Therefore, the answer is a bubble.
Riddle:
What type of drum are you not able to play?
Answer: Conundrum.
Riddle:
What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
Answer: All the difference in the world.
Riddle:
What did the robber get his wife for her birthday?
Answer: A stole.
Riddle:
I am walking and i don't see my tie. Where did it go?
Answer: On my shoe.
Riddle:
In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
Answer: In Noah's Ark.
Riddle:
When does one become soured?
Answer: When he is in a pickle.
Riddle:
What take longer run through. 1st and 2nd or 2nd and 3rd?
Answer: 2nd and 3rd because you have to go through a shortstop.
Riddle:
Cleopatra and Anthony were near a fish bowl and somehow they died. What happened?
Answer: Cleopatra and Anthony were fish and a cat knocked over their fish bowl and since fish can't survive without water they died!!
Riddle:
Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?
Answer: Because it's a long time before they leave.
Riddle:
What animal probably likes doors?
Answer: A doormouse.
Riddle:
Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
Riddle:
An american guy died and went to hell. What were his last words?
Answer: Hell-O (Hello)
Riddle:
What is a pirates favorite word?
Answer: Arrgh.
Riddle:
A man has 9 children. Half of them are boys. How is this possible?
Answer: they are all boys
Riddle:
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
