Riddle:
What word is always spelled wrong?
Answer: “Wrong.”
Riddle:
When I was 2, my sister was twice my age, and now am 18. How old is my sister?
Answer: 20.
Riddle:
A man buys a glass and fills it halfway with water. Is it half full or half empty?
Answer: Half empty. Because it was empty to begin with, it was 2/2 empty, and now it is 1/2 empty.
Riddle:
What kind of building, tall and strong, is never used by the community that builds it?
Answer: A lighthouse. It's sole use it to warn ships, not to help the town that built it.
Riddle:
Purple, yellow, red, and green, The king cannot reach it, nor yet the queen; Nor can Old Noll, whose power is great. Tell me this riddle while I count to eight.
Answer: A rainbow.
Riddle:
What did the Lemon say to the doctor?
Answer: I need lemon-aide.
Riddle:
The land is white. The seed is black. It will take a good scholar To riddle me that.
Answer: A book.
Riddle:
What kind of dog has no tail?
Answer: A hot dog.
Riddle:
What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
Answer: My pop is bigger than your pop!
Riddle:
What is the thing that can be seen but not touched, spoken but not heard, and thought but not seen?
Answer: An idea.
