Riddle:
Why are there only 239 beans in bean soup?
Answer: Because one more will make it too farty! (240)
Riddle:
A young woman enjoys riding around on a large machine which has huge tires on the back and smaller tires on the front. She rarely carries any passengers. At times, she takes her machine on the highway, but she prefers to drive off-road to accomplish her missions. Her machine is not built for speed, as she can only reach a top speed of 25 mph. The strange thing about this woman is her hatred of grass --- she allows only a small patch of grass to exist on her property. To accomplish this, the young woman loves to use her large machine to tear up the ground on her property, until only a small portion of grass remains around her home. What is this woman's occupation, and what is the machine she uses in her profession?
Answer: The young woman is a farmer, and the machine she uses is a tractor.
Riddle:
This is a thing you write every day, But some people don't, then memories fade away. What am I?
Answer: A diary.
Riddle:
I am very powerful, And my brother is patience. I am of infinite value, And I wait for no one. What am I?
Answer: Time.
Riddle:
What type of dog does a vampire have?
Answer: A Bloodhound!
Riddle:
Sometimes I'm in an onion, sometimes I'm in a lamp. Sometimes I'm in the form of garlic, sometimes I'm in the form of asparagus. And I'm usually very bright. What am I?
Answer: A bulb.
Riddle:
What is in the center of gravity?
Answer: The letter V.
Riddle:
Arrows are a part of me, but bows are not. You may enter, but not leave. You can't go in, but you can escape. What am I?
Answer: I am a computer keyboard! I have keys with arrows on them, an 'enter' key, as well as an 'escape' key. However, I do not have keys with bows on them, a 'go in' key, or a 'leave' key.
Riddle:
I cannot be shared until I have been taken. What am I?
Answer: A photograph! You cannot share a photograph until it has been taken.
Riddle:
You are a bus driver, healthy, never did one crime of any sort. The bus goes into a problem one day. Somebody just stole all his money he has earned. The thief wrote a note, which says, TELL ME YOUR EYE COLOR, TODAY MIDNIGHT, IF YOU WANT YOUR MONEY BACK!! What is the bus drivers eye color?
Answer: I don't know. I said YOU are a bus driver. What's your eye color?
