Riddle:
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Answer: Attire.
Riddle:
What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road?
Answer: There was a traffic jam!
Riddle:
If 1=5, 2=15, 3=215, and 4=3215. What does 5 equal?
Answer: 5=1, because 1=5.
Riddle:
Say "silk" five times. Now, spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," Your brain is obviously over-stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World." Just Kidding.
Riddle:
What's stronger than a boulder, but weaker than a flying insect?
Answer: Gravity
Riddle:
What is in the Middle Of "March & April
Answer: The Letter R. Ma(r)ch march Ap(r)il april
Riddle:
When I am metal or wood, I bring you home. When I am flesh and blood, in the darkness I roam. What am I?
Answer: A bat.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a Honda and a long hallway?
Answer: Carridor.
Riddle:
You have 6 eggs. You break 2, cook 2 and you eat 2 eggs. How many do you have left?
Answer: 4. The 2 you break are the ones you cook, which are the ones you eat.
Riddle:
What fruit loves to go crazy and wild?
Answer: Bananas.
