Riddle:
How do cows count?
Answer: They use a 'cow'nter.
Riddle:
What dose tv stand for?
Answer: Nothing, it does not have legs.
Riddle:
if 1+9+8=1, what is 2+8+9?
Answer: 10, take the first letter out of each spelled out number One+Nine+EIGHT=One Two+Eight+Nine=Ten.
Riddle:
What has a foot but no leg?
Answer: A ruler!
Riddle:
What is a comedian's favorite food?
Answer: Pun-cake.
Riddle:
What goes through mountains and towns, but never moves?
Answer: Roads.
Riddle:
I you don't move I move, if you move I still move. I can shine but am not a light bulb. I will fall before you wake up. What am I?
Answer: The Moon.
Riddle:
I roam the empty oceans pounding up over rocks, I make streams pour down peoples faces but some people like to ride me. What am I?
Answer: Waves.
Riddle:
A prisoner was stuck in a metal room with a metal door that was locked. There was no windows and nothing in the room but a piano. What can he do to escape?
Answer: Play the piano till he finds the right key.
Riddle:
A king has no sons, no daughters, and no queen. For this reason, he must decide who will take the throne after he dies. To do this he decides that he will give all of the children of the kingdom a single seed. Whichever child has the largest, most beautiful plant will earn the throne; this is a metaphor for the kingdom. At the end of the contest, all of the children came to the palace with their enormous and beautiful plants in hand. After he looks at all of the children's pots, he finally decides that the little girl with an empty pot will be the next Queen. Why did he choose this little girl over all of the other children with their beautiful plants?
Answer: The king gave them all fake seeds; he chose the little girl who was honest and didn't switch seeds.
