Riddle:
Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
Answer: I C U (I See You!).
Riddle:
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward?
Answer: An icicle.
Riddle:
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
Answer: A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
Riddle:
What loses it's head in the morning, and gets it back at night?
Answer: A Pillow.
Riddle:
You are in your home, and your air conditioning is broken. The temperature in your house is 40 degrees. To warm yourself up, do you stand in an acute corner, or an obtuse corner?
Answer: An obtuse angle because it will be at least 91 degrees.
Riddle:
Mary's mom had four children, May, June, and July. Who was the fourth child?
Answer: Mary! It's MARY'S mom. >:)
Riddle:
How do you leave someone on the edge of their seat?
Answer: I'll tell you tomorrow. >:)
Riddle:
What is not dry nor wet but can be both?
Answer: Ice.
Riddle:
What is the best way to get from earth to mars?
Answer: PLANET!
