Riddle: How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Answer: Add a g and it's g-one.
Riddle: What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
Answer: A Cupcake.
Riddle: Mr. Brown was killed on Sunday after noon. The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said He was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it?
Answer: The chef killed Mr. Brown because he said he was cooking breakfast but it was a Sunday afternoon.
Riddle: What number do you get when you multiply all the numbers on a telephone's number pad?
Answer: 0, anything multiplied by 0 will equal zero.
Riddle: I have a beginning, but no end and I end all things that begin. What am I?
Answer: Death.
Riddle: This number added to it's square, and the digits of that summation added together, bring it back to itself. What is it?
Answer: 3. 3 squared is 9. 3+9=12. Take the two digits of the summation and add them; 1+2=3. In short; 3-9-12-3. This can also work with the number 0 and 9.
Riddle: What gets bigger the more you take away?
Answer: A hole.
Riddle: What has 22 legs and 2 wings?
Answer: A football team!
Riddle: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Answer: You're looking sharp.
Riddle: I craft crowns of gold and bridges of silver. Who am I?
Answer: A dentist!