Riddle: A girl walked into a bar and ordered some water. The bartender then threw a big hairy spider at her. A few minutes later, the girl thanked the man and walked out. Why?
Answer: The girl had the hiccups and the man scared them away by throwing the big hairy spider at her.
Riddle: A man went to In N Out with no name . After he ordered food, the cashier said, "Ok. What is your name?" The man answered, "Max". Then the cashier said, "Ok Then. Not to be rude, but what is the name of your partner?". What is the name of his partner?
Answer: No Name.
Riddle: I'm best when it is hot outside. You just might find me on your next ride. If you wear me, I have no pride. What am I?
Answer: A cone. I'm best when it is hot outside. (Ice-cream cone) You just might find me on your next ride. (Traffic cone) If you wear me, I have no pride. (Dunce cap)
Riddle: Your mom has 4 kids, one named North, another called South, and one East. What is the last child's name?
Answer: Your name, it's your mom, you're one of the 4 children!
Riddle: You talk through me, but to someone else. I never forget without your permission. You can't live without me. What am I?
Answer: Your cell phone.
Riddle: Everyone can hold me, but not in their hand, and not forever. What am I?
Answer: Your breath.
Riddle: I am a seven letter word containing thousands of letters. What am I?
Answer: Mailbox.
Riddle: Everyone can hold me, but not in there hand, and not forever. What am I?
Answer: Your breath.
Riddle: My face is silent without my hands. What am I?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle: I am very important, but get treated poorly when people neglect me. I am part of a living thing. What am I?
Answer: Teeth.