Riddle:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Answer: Because 7,8,9. (Because seven ate nine.)
Riddle:
A murderer was condemned to death. He had to choose between three rooms. The first room was full of raging fires, the second room was full of assassins with loaded guns and the third room was full of lions that hadn't eaten in three years. Which room was safest for him?
Answer: The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
Riddle:
Wednesday,Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid and left. Tom and Joe didn't pay. Who did?
Answer: Wednesday. The name of the third person in the group, not the day.
Riddle:
There is a bomb on top of a computer. Around the computer there is a phone, a hairbrush, keys and a cup. When the explosion comes which item is destroyed first?
Answer: The bomb.
Riddle:
I make the leaves green, I make the dirt brown, I make the blue birds blue, I make all of your dreams come true. What am I?
Answer: A box of crayons.
Riddle:
A woman has a heart attack. She dials 911 for help, but nobody comes to help and she dies. Why did nobody come?
Answer: She dialed 911, but she didn't really call 911 because she didn't press the Call button.
Riddle:
What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?
Answer: Free Karate lessons.
Riddle:
The following numbers share a unique property: 1691, 1961, 6009, 6119, 6699, 6889, 8118. What is it?
Answer: Each number reads the same when viewed upside down.
Riddle:
What single-digit number should go in the box with the question?
| 6 | 5 | 9 | 2 | 7 |
| 1 | 4 | 3 | 5 | ? |
| 8 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 1 |
Answer: The missing number is 4. Simply add the first and second rows together to get the third row value.
| 65, 927 | |
| + | 14, 354 |
| 80, 281 |
Riddle:
Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R, to spell just one word. What is it?
Answer: 'Just one word'.
