Riddle:
Why was the clock arrested?
Answer: For killing time.
Riddle:
What word is right when pronounced wrong, but is wrong when pronounced right?
Answer: The answer is wrong think about it.
Riddle:
I kill people when you need me to, I am not accepted and illegal, I need to be refilled from time to time and i can harm my owner. What am I?
Answer: A gun.
Riddle:
What has roots, taller than trees and yet never grows?
Answer: Mountains.
Riddle:
I spread open my legs, slide the face between them, and put my bridge on the face's nose. What am I?
Answer: A spectacle.
Riddle:
A man goes into a diner. The man orders a plate, a match, a lemon wedge, and a glass of water. The waiter comes back with the mans bizzare order. The man dumps the water on the plate, and leaves the lemon wedge and match aside. "If you can get the water into the glass without touching the plate , I will give you $100." says the man. The waiter walked out $100 richer that night, how? (Hint : The $100 wasnt in tips.)
Answer: The riddle "Bizzare Order" is unanswered. Do you know the answer? If so, click and add your answer in the comments section.
Riddle:
What does a troll call his apartment?
Answer: Gnome sweet gnome.
Riddle:
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Answer: A closed room.
Riddle:
Slam slam slam all day long slam slam slam some fast, some slow something solid. flat and sturdy its friend lights up the night and is sensitive to the eye slam slam slam A through Z 1,2,3 black as night. What am I?
Answer: A Computer keyboard.
Riddle:
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
Answer: It raises a stink
