Riddle:
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
Riddle:
A man was pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts "I'm bankrupt!' Why did the man shout that out?
Answer: Because he was playing Monopoly.
Riddle:
He has married many woman, but hasn't been married. What is he?
Answer: He is a preacher.
Riddle:
I'm the person that God made me. I'm caring. I'm nice. I love my family. I'm myself. Who am I?
Answer: I'm a human being.
Riddle:
School starts at 8:30, they do math at that time, they do reading at 9:00, they do music at 9:30, they do P.E. at 10:00, then more math at 10:30, then they have tests at 11:00 then correcting them at 11:30 then Lunch at 12:00 and recess at 12:30, then they do reading at 1:00, then they do small group stations at 1:30 then they do another recess at 2:00 then they have a party at 2:30 and then they clean up after the party at 3:00, what time do they go home today?
Answer: 3:30 because each activity is 30 minutes so they clean up for 30 minutes then leave at 3:30!
Riddle:
The pet shop starts with some dogs, then someone comes and takes 1 of the dogs, then another person and their child take 4 dogs. After that a mother, father and their 18 kids adopt 12 dogs. Then the pet shop receaves 3 dogs and someone takes 1, now the pet shop has 2 dogs. How many dogs did they have at the beginning?
Answer: 17 dogs because 17-1=16-4=12-12=0+3=3-1=2.
Riddle:
What is heavy forwards, and NOT backwards?
Answer: Ton. Ton is heavy, and backwards it spells "not".
Riddle:
How do you divide 10 apples into 11 people?
Answer: You make applesauce.
Riddle:
What instrument plays from the heart?
Answer: The lungs.
Riddle:
A policeman bursts through the door, and he finds exactly what the caller described. A man is hanging from the ceiling of the house. There was no furniture, no windows and the man was not psychically killed, or poisoned. The only thing the policeman found was a puddle of water. How did the man hang himself?
Answer: He stood on an ice cube to hang himself, which was slow and painful.
