Riddle: Where do pilots keep their personal things?
Answer: In air pockets.
Riddle: How do rabbits travel?
Answer: By hare-plane.
Riddle: How do pizza pies get delivered?
Answer: By pie-cycle.
Riddle: Where do wolves stay on vacation?
Answer: At a howliday inn.
Riddle: What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
Answer: Open toad shoes.
Riddle: Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?
Answer: Bear-itones.
Riddle: What musical instrument would you use to catch a fish?
Answer: Castanets.
Riddle: Why do many orchestras have bad names?
Answer: Because they don't know how to conduct themselves.
Riddle: Do vampires play tennis on their free time?
Answer: No they prefer bat-minton.
Riddle: Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?
Answer: Because they make too much racquet.