Riddle:
Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
Answer: He can't find it
Riddle:
How did the pancake hurt itself?
Answer: Doing backflips.
Riddle:
What does Cinderella wear at the beach?
Answer: Glass flippers.
Riddle:
What do you call a little bear who never takes a bath?
Answer: Winnie-the-Phew!
Riddle:
Where do bedtime books sleep?
Answer: Under their covers.
Riddle:
Why are Tooth Fairies so smart?
Answer: They gather a lot of wisdom teeth.
Riddle:
How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?
Answer: Eclipse it.
Riddle:
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer: Space-chips.
Riddle:
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Riddle:
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.
