Riddle:
What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer: Soul.
Riddle:
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
Riddle:
What do steel workers sing in the shower?
Answer: Heavy Metal.
Riddle:
What's a plumber's favorite song?
Answer: "Singing in the Drain."
Riddle:
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Answer: It's towel fell off.
Riddle:
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
Riddle:
What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
Answer: He was brain-washed.
Riddle:
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Answer: Hiss and Hers.
Riddle:
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle:
What would you do if you broke a tooth while flossing?
Answer: Use tooth paste to glue it back together.
