Riddle: What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle: Why did the king go to the dentist?
Answer: To get a new crown.
Riddle: How do you make a strawberry shake?
Answer: Tell it a scary story!
Riddle: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle: What do elves do after school?
Answer: Gnomework!
Riddle: Who invented fractions?
Answer: King Henry the 1/8!
Riddle: Why is Russia such a fast country?
Answer: Because the people are always Russian.
Riddle: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide!
Riddle: What game makes the most noise?
Answer: Tennis, you can't play it without raising a racket!
Riddle: Why did King Arthur have a round table?
Answer: So no one could corner him!