Riddle:
Why are pirates pirates?
Answer: Because they just Arrrrr!
Riddle:
Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?
Answer: They can't keep their trunks up!
Riddle:
What room do ghosts avoid?
Answer: The living room.
Riddle:
How do vampires like their food served?
Answer: In bite-size pieces.
Riddle:
What food lives at the beach?
Answer: A sand-wich.
Riddle:
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
Answer: An onion ring.
Riddle:
Where do crayons go on vacation?
Answer: Color-ado.
Riddle:
What bird is always out of breath?
Answer: A puffin.
Riddle:
What fruit always travels in groups of two?
Answer: Pears.
Riddle:
Why didn't Superman know he could fly?
Answer: He didn't know his cape-abilities.
