Riddle:
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
Answer: With a tuba toothpaste!
Riddle:
What kind of pictures do elves take?
Answer: Elfies!
Riddle:
How do monsters like their eggs?
Answer: Terri-Fried.
Riddle:
What do elves make a sandwich with?
Answer: Shortbread.
Riddle:
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Answer: Beacause it was a moth ball.
Riddle:
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
Riddle:
What kind of garden does a baker have?
Answer: A flour garden!
Riddle:
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Answer: A frog, he croaks every night!
Riddle:
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Answer: A bulldozer!
Riddle:
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Answer: Spare-ribs!
