Riddle:
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I?
Answer: I'm their daughter.
Riddle:
Sometimes I am black, sometimes I am white sometimes you can see me at night. I have friends that are with me that are much smaller. Some of you have walked on me but not all. What am I?
Answer: The Moon.
Riddle:
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Answer: Monkey see monkey do.
Riddle:
A group of privates were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. Their sergeant shouted at them: Right turn! About turn! Left turn!
In which direction are they now facing?
Answer: East.
Riddle:
What word is spelled the same way front and backward?
Answer: Racecar is racecar backwards.
Riddle:
What would you say in everyone in the US Sneezed at the same time?
Answer: God bless America!
Riddle:
A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - "No John, not the gun!" He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was.
How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman?
Answer: The milkman was the only male. The doctor and lawyer were females, so the cop knew that "John" was the milkman.
Riddle:
What state is known for its tiny beverages?
Answer: Minnesota! Mini-Soda.
Riddle:
What did the pen say to the paper?
Answer: Lets run away and WRITE
Riddle:
How do you make the number 7 even without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Answer: Drop the "S" and "seven" becomes "even".
