Riddle: I'm big, I'm comfortable, but most of all I'm oh, so lazy. I have two arms, but only one foot. What am I?
Answer: A lazy boy recliner.
Riddle: When is a dog's tail not a tail?
Answer: When it's a wag'n
Riddle: How do you make "one" disappear?
Answer: Add a G to it and it's gone.
Riddle: Which is correct, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither,the yolk is yellow.
Riddle: What kind of nut has no shell?
Answer: A Doughnut.
Riddle: How can you say rabbit without using the letter R?
Answer: Bunny.
Riddle: Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing. What is it?
Answer: A button.
Riddle: How can you eat and study at the same time?
Answer: Eat alphabet soup.
Riddle: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
Answer: A stamp.
Riddle: If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?
Answer: Five minutes.