Riddle:
What question can you never anwser yes to?
Answer: Are you alseep yet.
Riddle:
If you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
Answer: They both weigh a pound.
Riddle:
A horse is tied to a five-meter rope in front of an old saloon. Six meters behind the horse is a bale of hay. Without breaking his rope, the horse is able to eat the hay whenever he chooses.
How is this possible?
Answer: The rope is not tied to anything else.
Riddle:
What do you call a top-notch detective?
Answer: A super snooper.
Riddle:
A man moved into a new house and decided he was tired after the journey and turned off all the lights and went to bed. The next morning he killed 365 people, he does not sleep walk he slept like a baby. How could this be?
Answer: He lived in a light house.
Riddle:
You have 5 kids and you have to get them all into a car. Tommy and Timmy are twins but they fight so they can't sit together. Sarah and Sally fight too, so they can't sit together. Max fights with his sisters so he can only sit by his brothers. There are 5 seats side by side and you have to put them in order. How would you seat the kids, so that everyone is happy?
Answer: Sarah, Tommy, Max, Timmy, and then Sally.
Riddle:
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What did you eat?
Answer: An ear of corn.
Riddle:
In 2000, a 40-year-old doctor told his son that when a little boy he decided to be a doctor by seeing a internet web site about performing a heart transplant on a puppy with a defective heart so that the puppy would live a normal life. I then thought that I would be a doctor so that I could help people in a similar way. What is the defect in this story?
Answer: The internet did not exist when the doctor was a little boy.
Riddle:
At the sound of me, men may dream. At the sound of me, they stamp their feet. At the sound of me, women smile but sometimes weep. What am I?
Answer: Music.
Riddle:
Weight in my belly, Trees on my back, Nails in my ribs, Wheels I do lack.
What Am I?
Answer: a ship
