Jack Albert
Riddle Count: 37
Riddle: Lions go ROAR. When do chickens go Raw?
Answer: After they're killed, but before they're fried or cooked.
Lions and Chickens (Only works if you're speaking it) Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Don't Get So Confident
Author: Jack Albert
Riddle: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Answer: The Moon
Don't get so confident Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What's something everyone at least 31 years old has had?
Answer: Their Champagne Birthday.
What’s something everyone at least 31 years old has had? Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What kind of jacket can you not wear?
Answer: A Full Metal Jacket.
Third time I've done this question but yet another different answer Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What's always getting postponed?
Answer: The Avatar sequels
What’s always getting postponed? Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Not Always A Compliment
Author: Jack Albert
Riddle: When is it rude to tell a woman she has a nice body?
Answer: When she’s dead
Not always a compliment Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
The Lord Of The Rings
Author: Jack Albert
Riddle: Why was King Aragorn annoyed at the Hobbits?
Answer: Because he told them to bow to no one, but they didn't bow to Arwen.
The Lord of the Rings Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What's pink when it's bad, and grey when it's good?
Answer: Pork.
Sorry rain cloud lovers, it’s not a rain cloud Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: There are two guys together who are climbing a sheer cliff by the ocean. The first guy loses grip and falls 30 feet off and dies instantly. 10 seconds later, the second guy also loses grip, falls 30 feet off, lands on the same place as the first guy did, but survives. There was no harness or any safety equipment whatsoever attached to either of them. How did the first guy die but the second guy survive?
Answer: The first guy was extremely fat, and landed on his back on a large rock above the water’s surface. The second guy landed on the first guy’s belly so the softer landing saved him.
There are two guys together who are climbing a sheer cliff by the ocean Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
You Go In A Room
Author: Jack Albert
Riddle: You have to go through a room full of cannibals who haven't eaten in 6 months. Is it safe?
Answer: Yes, it's safe because they're dead. Duh.
You go in a room Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
