Riddle: An academic English professor has a penny, a dime, a nickel, a quarter, a silver European coin, and a silver dollar. Which one does not belong? Why?
Answer: The penny. It’s the only one with a brown nose!
Riddle: I sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I am long like a flagpole, yet fit in a small hole. What am I?