Riddle:
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
Answer: She wanted to be on time.
Riddle:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Answer: Ground Beef.
Riddle:
What do you get when you combine roller skates & a rocking chair?
Answer: Rock-N-roll.
Riddle:
Why can't a leopard hide?
Answer: Because he's always spotted!
Riddle:
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Answer: Fish and ships.
Riddle:
What do comedians eat for breakfast?
Answer: Corny flakes.
Riddle:
A woman is 6 months pregnant when she falls into a coma for 3 months. When she wakes up, she asks the doctor about her babies. The doctor states that she had twins, 1 boy, and 1 girl. They're doing fine and her brother named them. The woman goes "No, No, No, not my brother - he's an idiot. What did he name the girl?" The doctor says Daneice. What did the brother name the boy?
Answer: Danephew
Riddle:
Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?
Answer: Because he was a Cheetah!
Riddle:
Why do the French like to eat snails?
Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
Riddle:
What can a child make but not see?
Answer: Noise.
Riddle:
Why didn't Mr. Tomato win the race?
Answer: He couldn't ketchup. (He couldn't catch up)
Riddle:
Why can't you play "Hide and Seek" with a mountain?
Answer: Because the mountain always "peaks"!
Riddle:
Why didn't Superman know he could fly?
Answer: He didn't know his cape-abilities.
Riddle:
What is the most slippery country in the world?
Answer: Greece!
Riddle:
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Answer: A neck-tarine!
Riddle:
What happened when Mickey Mouse fell into the bathtub?
Answer: He came out squeaky clean.
Riddle:
Why was the plumber so tired?
Answer: He was drained.
Riddle:
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Answer: You call it so-fish-ticated!
Riddle:
What do you give a sick lemon?
Answer: Lemon aid!
Riddle:
How did the barber win the race?
Answer: He used a short-cut!
