Question: I am thin, tall and I cannot walk but I have a tilted head . What am I!?
Answer: The number 1
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Question: What do you call a funny book about eggs?
Answer: A yolk book.


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Question: When is it dangerous to play cards?
Answer: When the joker is wild!


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Question: I have an eye but cannot see. I am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs.
What am I?
Answer: I'm a hurricane.
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Question: I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off.
What am I?
Answer: A Candle
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Question: I have legs but walk not, a strong back but work not, two good arms but reach not, a seat but sit and tarry not. What am I?
Answer: An Armchair.
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Question: At dusk I come without being fetched.  At dawn I disappear without being stolen.  I'm a poet's tears and a sailor's guide. What am I ?
Answer: They're in the night sky
Stars
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Question: I have no legs or arms but I still eat with a fork everyday, What am I?
Answer: a snake
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Question: What kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?
Answer:
Spy-focals.

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Question: Why was the belt arrested?
Answer:
For holding up his pants

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