Question: He who makes it does not keep it.
He who takes it does not know it.
He who knows it does not want it.
He who gathers it must destroy it.
He who takes it does not know it.
He who knows it does not want it.
He who gathers it must destroy it.
Answer: Counterfeit money
Question: What gets bigger the more you take away??
Answer: A hole
Question: If blah says blah and blah says blah what does blah say
Answer: I don't like my name it is to common.
Question: toms mom has 3 kids the first ones name is june the seconds name was july ,but what was the third ones name
Answer: TOM
Question: your mom says "hi" then your dad says"bye"all your siblings say "hibye" what do you say?
Answer: u cheater
kidding you say "goodbye"
kidding you say "goodbye"
Question: What is the first thing a man says when he walks into a bar?
Answer: Ouch!!!!
Question: What is greater than god?
Eviler than the devil ?
The poor have it ?
The rich need it ?
Eviler than the devil ?
The poor have it ?
The rich need it ?
Answer: NOTHING
Nothings greater than god
Nothings eviler than the devil
The poor have nothing
And the rich need nothing !
Nothings greater than god
Nothings eviler than the devil
The poor have nothing
And the rich need nothing !
Question: what can be read, needs the use of your mind, but has a pretty dumb answer?
Answer: this riddle
Question: What shrinks during the day but grows during the night?
Answer: Silence
Question: How do you kill a dumb blonde?
Answer: put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
