Question: What runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks?
Answer: a river
Question: what has four eyes and no legs and tail?
Answer: mississippi
Question: How did the dog get so hot
Answer: he ate a hot dog
Question: its a wheather that makes me swet and i drink water everydy what am i?
Answer: the sun.
Question: There was a plane that crashed on the border of Canada and America. Where did they burry the survivors?
Answer: You don't burry survivors.




Question: What gets bigger the more you take from it?
Answer: A whole
Question: give me food and i will live. give me water and i will die. what am i?
Answer: fire
Question: i look at u, u look at me,i raise my right,u raise ur left.what am i?
Answer: a mirra
Question: what do you call a nazi soldier with a runny nose?
Answer: a snotzi
Question: blood!
Answer: blood casell