Question: What is a turkies favorite movie?
Answer: The Gizzard Of OZ
Question: What runs but never walks?
What has a mouth but does not speak?
What has a bed but does not sleep?
What has a mouth but does not speak?
What has a bed but does not sleep?
Answer: A river!
The water in the river runs!
The river also has a bed and a mouth!
The water in the river runs!
The river also has a bed and a mouth!
Question: A FATHER AND SON ARE IN AN ACCIDENT THE DAD DIES AND THE SON GOES TO THE HOSPITAL. WHEN THE DOCTER SEE'S THE SON THE DOCTER SAY
OH MY GOSH THAT'S MY SON!!!!!!
WHO IS THE DOCTER ???
OH MY GOSH THAT'S MY SON!!!!!!
WHO IS THE DOCTER ???
Answer: THE MOTHER
Question: What comes once a minute, twice a moment, and never in a thousand years?
Answer: the letter M.
Question: one day some explorers found adam and eve and they were frozen cause they were in a big icecube how did they kknow it was Adam and Eve???
Answer: they did not have a belly button
Question: whats always near you but you can't see it
Answer: air
Question: I run all day but never walk
I tell you something but do not talk.
What am I?
I tell you something but do not talk.
What am I?
Answer: clock
Question: Who sits at the computer at 4:30 in the morning looking at riddles,butbut cant get any of the answers?
Answer: Mikey and Andrea (cool people)
Question: a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue bricks. what is the green house made of?
Answer: glass
Question: A dusty old cowboy rode into town on Tuesday. He stayed at the Inn for three days and three nights, then rode out again on Tuesday. How is this possible?
Answer: The horses name is Tuesday.
