Question: Billy was an orphan. His owners did their best to find him a good home to live in. Billy couldn't read, so they made a collar for him stating his name and destination. The railroad workers did their best to get him there but Billy never made it to his home in the end. Why?
Answer: Billy was a goat, and he ate the collar with the name and destination so despite the railroad workers best efforts, they could not get him to cough it up.
Question: Are pictures worth a lot of money?
Answer: Probably not, because they're worth 1,000 words
Question: Why did the crazy boy kill his father?
Answer: He wanted to be as crazy as a mad bull killing 3000 people.
Question: how many birthdays does the average person have?
Answer: 1 just like any other person.
Question: What begins with the letter "E" and ends with the letter "E" and has one letter in the middle?
Answer: ENVELOPE
Question: u can feel me u some times think u can see me (but u cant) wot am i?
Answer: i am (drum roll please) the air,
(u can feel me sometimes u think u can see me but u cant)
(u can feel me sometimes u think u can see me but u cant)
Question: I'm light as a feather, but no man can hold me What am I?
Answer: Your Breath
Question: it is hard and dry then it is soft and wet
Answer: gum
Question: i cry when i am sad
Answer: a big cry baby
Question: Forward I am heavy, backword I am not. What am I?
Answer: Ton
