Question: Brothers and sisters, I have none.
But, this man's father is my father's son.
Who am I?

Question: A man went swimming, but when he got out his hair was not wet, why was that.

Question: whats once in a minute
twice in a moment
But never in a thousand years?

Question: why was the policeman in bed

Question: I live, I eat, I reproduce, I breath, only crazies like me, there is a job to kill me, i cause havoc. If I am all of these, What am I?

Question: How many lakers does it take to gaurd Sebastian Telfair?

Question: What happens twice in a week? Once in a year, once in a mintue, never in an hour or day?

Question: How can you see the old woman crossing the street when your driving if the moon is out but the trees are blocking the light,your headlights are broken and not a street light is on?

Question: I turn polar bears white and i make u cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celeberties look stupid
and normal people look like celeberties.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your chapane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop

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