Question: What does Hi-C stand for?
Answer: Hi-C!
Question: Your locked in a car with a bat and knife, what do you do?
Answer: Unlock the door
Question: A plane going from Mexico to California crashed on the border. Where do they bury the survivors?
Answer: You don't bury suvivors.
Question: A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun, and the man walks away happily. Why?
Answer: The Bartender cured the man's hiccups.
Question: There are only three words in th English Language that end i the letters, GRY. One, angry, another, hungry....but what is the third? If you have listened, I have already told you.
Answer: There are three words in THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE<<< (the third word is language) all other stences throw you of..
Question: one day,a burglar went into the house,north,south,east,west was police cars. how did he escape.
Answer: there were only police cars not policemen.
Question: Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?
Answer: Wrong.
Question: A thing which is made for you, but you cannot feel it, or see it. What is that thing?
Answer: coffin
Question: there were ten cats in a boat one jumped out how many were left
Answer: none, they were all copy cats
Question: A man is caught by hostile fairies.
The fairies say to him, that he must say a statement that is neither true or false.
If he says something true: They will kill him by boiling him in boiling water.
I he says something false: they will kill him by frying him in oil.
What does he say?
The fairies say to him, that he must say a statement that is neither true or false.
If he says something true: They will kill him by boiling him in boiling water.
I he says something false: they will kill him by frying him in oil.
What does he say?
Answer: He says:
"You will fry me in oil,"
This is becuase, if he syas that, and they fry him on oil, the statement becomes true, and they msut boil him in water.
But, if they boil him in water, the statement becomes false, so they must fry him in oil.
This makes a continious loop.
"You will fry me in oil,"
This is becuase, if he syas that, and they fry him on oil, the statement becomes true, and they msut boil him in water.
But, if they boil him in water, the statement becomes false, so they must fry him in oil.
This makes a continious loop.
