Question: A mother sets her two twins up for adoption.One twins name is "Ahmal" and the other is "Juan".Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.The moms new husband looks at the picture with his wife and she says "I wish I had a picture from Ahmal".I don't know what he looks like.
Answer: The new husband says" Their twins!If you see Juan you see Ahmal!Ahmal- see "em all" :)
Question: there was a roadtrip flight that 100 people got on going from the US to Canada. On the way back the plane crashed right on the border line of Canada and the US. 3/4 of the people on the plane died, where do they bury the survivors, in Canada or the US??