Question: A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
How can this be possible?
Answer: ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.
Question: What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?
Bilinal
What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?
Trilinal
Bilinal
What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?
Trilinal
Answer: American
Question: you have a bath and you need to empty it,
you have a buket and a cup,
what do you do to empty it?
you have a buket and a cup,
what do you do to empty it?
Answer: pull the plug out!
Question: If an electric traing is going north 40 miles per hour and the wind is blowing 20 miles per hour west.Which direction would the smoke go?
Answer: Nowhere,electric trains don't produce smoke.
Question: You are in a room with no windows or doors. The only thing in the room is a table and a chair. How do you escape?
Answer: You look in the mirror, you see what you saw. You take the saw and cut the table in half. You put the two halves together to make a whole (hole). You put the whole (hole) on a wall and you jump out.
Question: Why did i steal my neighbour's avocado with a green glove?
Answer: Because i did not want him to catch me red-handed.
Question: how do you get out of a castle dungeon 2 miles in the sky with no door? you only have a table, and a saw?????
Answer: take the saw cut the table in half two halfs make a whole climb down the hole and wait till night and tell the knightto kill the dragon and save you!!!
Question: This guys office is on the 30th floor of the building.Everyday,he gets off at the 25th floor and walks the extra 5 floors up stairs.Why does he walk the extra 5 floors rather then taking the elevator?
Answer: He is a midget.He is to small to reach any higher then the 25 button! ha
Question: Whats the one thing we have all seen and we'll never see again?
Answer: Yesterday
Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside you throw away the inside and eat the outside what did you eat?
Answer: Egg
