Question: a man killed someone and had a life sentence in jail but two days later he got out. how is that?
Answer: the man hung himself and they buried him two days later.
Question: How far can a bear go into the woods?
Answer: Half way, because the rest of the way he would be going out.
Question: A black house is made out of black bricks.
A blue house is made out of blue bricks.
A red house is made out of red bricks.
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What is a green house made out of?
A blue house is made out of blue bricks.
A red house is made out of red bricks.
......
What is a green house made out of?
Answer: Green bricks, of course. That's what the ..... stands for.
Question: side by side 2 people stood they both said that, "this is good" they were both dressed very eqsquisit, and at the end they were 1 instead of 2. What Am I Talking About?
Answer: a married couple or people who are getting married (anything related to those two i typed before)
Question: You wake up in a room with a table and a mirror. How do you get out?
Answer: You "saw" into the mirror. Use the saw to cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb into the "hole and go out.
Question: Theres 1 pound of feathers and there is 1 pound of gold.Which one ways more?
Answer: They both way the same
Question: a man is reading a book downstairs on a couch. suddenly, he hears a scream. so he runs upstairs, turns on the light, and finds out he just commited a murder. how is this possible?
Answer: the man is in a lighthouse and forgets to turn on the light so a boat crashes and the person driving the ship died.
Question: where do vampire put thier money???
Answer: in the bloodbank
Question: why is 6 afraid of 7
Answer: because 7,8,9
Question: I was shot by my wife, Than she drowned me for 20 minutes, After that she hung me for 5 minutes, 20 minutes later she took me out to dinner. How is this possible?
Answer: My wife is a photographer
