Question: I have no soul to live, I have no mouth to consume, I have no leggs to dance and yet I do all Three. What am I?
Answer: I am a fire
Question: What has 4 legs but can not walk?
Answer: Chair
Question: a truck driver is going three blocks east a the wrong way .he is not breaking the law. how come?
Answer: because he is walking
Question: What thing eats everything in sight, But cannot stand liquid?
Answer: Fire
Question: Where did the shooting star land?
Answer: In the jail.
Question: Jack is in a room with 5 centimeter thick steel walls. No windows, No doors. Its a solid steel cube.
He needs to get out.
All he has is a piano and a saw.
How can he get out?
He needs to get out.
All he has is a piano and a saw.
How can he get out?
Answer: He saws the the piano in half, takes the two halves, and puts them together, which make a whole. He then climbs through the whole and rides away on his horse! Called Berty. Who was white. And could talk.
Ha! fooled you!
Ha! fooled you!
Question: As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish he'd go away!
Who is the man on the stairs?
Who is the man on the stairs?
Answer: The man on the stairs is old age.
The stairs being the journey into your life in the future.
The stairs being the journey into your life in the future.
Question: what is a baby duck?
Answer: duckling
Question: What falls but never breaks what breaks but never falls
Answer: Night and Day
Question: HOW DO spell "we"with two letters without using the lettrs W AND E
Answer: U AND I
