Question: i see what you see , i come in different colors with out me youll be lost. what am i?
Answer: an eye
Question: A cowboy rides into town on friday, stays five days and leaves on friday. How is this possible?
Answer: The horses name is friday.
Question: What do you do if you see soup on your menu?
Answer: wipe it off
Question: Which is the table we can eat?
Answer: A; Its Vegetable.
Question: IF U FEED ME THE MORE I GET BIGGER BUT IF U LET ME DRINK THE MORE I DIE WHAT AM I?
Answer: FIRE
Question: A man pushes his car around the corner and stop out the front of a motel. He then realises he is INSTSANTLY BANKRUPT! Why?
Answer: The man was playing Manoply
Question: whats a three letter sport beggining with the 't'?
Answer: Tee....you know, the one from golf!!
Question: A man is dead in the middle of a field. No one is around.He has a bookbag and a plastic ring with a string on his finger.How did he die?
Answer: He was jumping out of a plane when his parachute didnt deploy
Question: what kind of wich lives on a beach?
Answer: a sandwich because sand comes from the beach and wich you know, so is sandwich.
Question: A plane was leaving from NewYork, it crashed half in Maine and half in NewYork, were do they burry the survivors?
Answer: You dont burry survivors! -Ha-
(it's harder when yuo are told the question becuse you dot read it like 100 times.)
(it's harder when yuo are told the question becuse you dot read it like 100 times.)
