Question: Where do sheep get a hair cut?
Answer: the baa-baa shop!
Question: touch it and it is there,
look at it there is nothing there
look at it there is nothing there
Answer: your ears!
Question: A plane crashed and every single person died except for 2. How is this possible?
Answer: because they were married!
Question: IT HAS MOUTH BUT NEVER EATS,IT HAS BED BUT NEVER SLEEPS,IT ONLY RUNS BUT NEVER WALKS,WHAT IS IT
Answer: RIVER
Question: Im black white and red all over what am I?
Answer: A bloody penguin
Question: When cant a bike stand up?
Answer: When it it tired.
Question: I'm red, yellow, black and white,
Fish, flower, bird in flight,
I'm underground and in the sky,
Finger, hair, heart and eye.
What am I?
Fish, flower, bird in flight,
I'm underground and in the sky,
Finger, hair, heart and eye.
What am I?
Answer: Gold
Question: the germans have just made a new kind of plane. the plane has exellent speed and exellent bombs. the pilot takes it for a quick flight. he presses the button to release the bomb and it doesn't come out. whys does the bomb not come out.
Answer: because the plane is upside down!
Question: There is a person, she sees a homeless man on the side of the road. The person gives the man 5 dollars because he was the persons relative. The homeless person however has no brothers. How can this be?
Answer: The person is his sister!!! :O
Question: Which side of a cup has the handle
Answer: Cups don't have handels mugs do
