Question: WHAT GOES UP WHEN THE RAIN COMES DOWN?
Answer: UMBRELLA
Question: If a man dies, on which side of the Mississippi River do you bury him? (do not add to the question; do not make assumptions; stay within the framwork of the given material).
Answer: One does not know. He is not dead yet. We said "If" he dies.
Question: A lady loved pink so she painted her ceiling in her bungerlow pink, her walls pink and everything pink so what colour were her stairs?
Answer: there are no stairs in bungalows
Question: whats black and white and red all over.
Answer: A newspaper because you read it all over.
Question: How many wheels does a car have
Answer: 5 the steering wheel
Question: whats black when clean and white when dirty
Answer: a blackbourd cause its dirty when it has chalk on it
which makes it whita and dirty!!!!!
which makes it whita and dirty!!!!!
Question: there was a murder in a circular house. the police came, he ask the cook "did you kill the girl" the cook said "no I was cooking " then he when to the electric man. the police ask the electric man "did you kill the girl " and he said " no I was fixing the TV " so the police when to the maid and ask the same question and she said " no I was cleaning the corner": so you kill the girl?
Answer: the made,because there was no corners
Question: It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
Answer: Darkness
Question: jkljllkjlkj
Answer: hyiuhyikuhu
Question: what's your name how do you spell it?
Answer: I T the word it
