Question: What question can you never answer yes to?

Question: What is greater than God, but worse than the devil. The rich need it and the poor have it. If you eat it you'll die.

Question: i am soft yet hard, i am fruity yet sweet, i am liquid yet solid, i am colourful yet clear.....what am i??

Question: a man walks down a steart the man sees two ducks one walks one way and the other way but they never split how is that possible

Question: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Question: what is black when clean and white when dirty

Question: you lay down and go to sleep then suddenly your on a middle of a wonky bridge so you turn to leave but there's a lion at the end so you go to the other end but there is a tiger so you decide the best way off is to jump in to the river but there are aligators in the water and a raging waterfull below. how do you get of the bridge.hint the answer is in the qestion

Question: his dad gave him a bottle
his dad put a new diaper on him
his dad let him watch tv
his dad let him take a nap
his dad gave him money
his dad hugged him
his dad kissed him

but nothing worked he
cried and cried and cried!
why wouldn't he stop crying

Question: what does a ghost call their parents?

Question: f-u-r nit u r e