Question: What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else?
Answer: Your mind.
Question: i see without seeing, to me night is as clear as day what am i?
Answer: blind as a bat
Question: As I was walking to St. Ives,
I met a man with 7 wifes,
Each wife had 7 sacks,
Each sack had 7 cats,
Each cat had 7 kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives.
How many were going to St. Ives?
I met a man with 7 wifes,
Each wife had 7 sacks,
Each sack had 7 cats,
Each cat had 7 kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives.
How many were going to St. Ives?
Answer: None. I just met them on the way
Question: i can be big, black, and brown in a few areas. people think i am dangerous most of the time. and i am one of the most dangerous kind of dogs alive. what kind of dog am i?
Answer: rottweiler
Question: What is 1 and 1 together?
Answer: 11
Question: There are 8 fish in a pond,one drowns,how many are left?
Answer: None,fish cant drown
Question: What can lick but has no tounge, can spread but is not a disease, makes noise but has no mouth nor voicebox, and is helpful but yet dangerous?
Answer: Fire
Question: Would you rather a croc eat you or an aligator?
Answer: an aligator
Question: Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm and feeling no pain.
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm and feeling no pain.
Answer: A shadow.
Question: Which is nearer London or the moon?
Answer: moon because we can see moon but not london
