Question: If you cross out all unnecessary letters in the following string, a logical sentence will remain. Can you see it?
A A L L L O U G N I N C E A C E L S S S E A N R Y T E L N E T C T E E R S
A A L L L O U G N I N C E A C E L S S S E A N R Y T E L N E T C T E E R S
Answer: A LOGICAL SENTENCE
Question: what do michael jackson and santa have in common
Answer: they both empty thier sacks in children's bedrooms
Question: What do men hate the most??
Answer: To come home and dinner not be done!
Question: A man goes outside while it is pouring cats and dogs. The man stands directly in the rain but his hair doesn't get wet. Why not?
Answer: The man is bald!
Question: Until I am measured, I am unknown, yet you miss me when I have flown. What am I?
Answer:
Question: what can you make but cant see
Answer: noise
Question: What breaks without making a sound?
Answer: The break of day.
Question: There are a three words ending in ity that you use often. Two are City and electricity. There are three words in the english language. The third word is a word you use every day. If you heard closely, i already told you the answer. what is the third word?
Answer: Language. The electricity, ity, and city don't mean anything. I said there are three words in the english language. and there are, count
1. the
2. English
3. Language
so language is the third word.
1. the
2. English
3. Language
so language is the third word.
Question: There is a man lying dead in a corn field with an empty box, there are no footprints anywhere, how did he get there?
Answer: The box he has is an unopened parachute it was an unsuccessful parachute jump.
Question: A cowboy rides into a town on Friday. He leaves on the next day. What day did he ride in?
Answer: The horses name is Friday. So you dont know what day he rode in on.
